gray living room couch
>>a dollar! nice. oh, no. what? why? oh. what are you? oh, oh so gross. what the- i don't even have a shoe
that matches this one. man, what else is lurking in this couch? what the- holy- man, this is probably why my back always gets poked. a record of the people of couchville; our life and times between the cushions. what is going on? oh!
>>[screaming] where am i? >>oh. who are you? and what are you doing in my couch? >>why i live there of course. wait, what? >>oh you found it! thank you.
i am king warrick. sewer of seams, keeper of febreeze, and wielder of the wand of numbers. >>that's my remote. >>we use it to help silence the wretched sirens of the bachelorette. i've ruled and reigned in your couch for about 50 years now. >>50 years?
the couch is that old? wait, that's an insane amount of time. you would have to have been born in the couch. >>i was. >>oh gross. >>i was born and raised in your gulch. >>and your scottish? >>well i used to be swedish, until you sprayed the scotch guard.
>>is that my shirt? >>probably. everything i own is stuff that you dropped in there. >>i dropped a full set of clothes and a purple cape in the couch? i need to reevaluate my life. >>warrick! >>warrick, or there you are. >>allow me to introduce me wife, queen iona.
>>so do i call you your majesty or... >>aye. >>okay. >>but how do you live? i mean, what do you eat? >>oh we've always had more than plentiful amounts of food from chips of the potato, to melted m&m's, though we wouldn't mind if you dropped a few fruits and vegetables every once in awhile.
>>oh, yeah, i must have eaten all of those. but do i really drop that much stuff intothe couch? >>aye, enough to sustain the entire kingdom. >>the what? >>oh, hello there. >>hi. >>sire, i'm afraid the peasants from the hide-a-bed highlands are asking for a better sewage system. >>very well.
take some money from the treasury and get started. >>you have money too? >>aye, our currency consists of your loose change. >>my loose cha- how much have i dropped? >>18 million dollars. >>yeah, that sounds about right. >>we have also been bequeathed the leather fold of destiny and the jangly metals of freedom. >>oh my wallet and car keys.
>>no! >>but i need those to drive and live. >>how dare you violate our trust. >>the people of couchville are very generous, but when you threaten to steal our greatest treasures- >>look, i'm sorry but you people have just- >>you people? what's that supposed to mean? >>i think he means grubby couch people myqueen.
>>no, i didn't mean it like that. >>no, we get it. when out/up from the other side of the cushion like you. >>okay, don't make this like- don't make this a couch-class thing. >>how dare you look down your nose at us. >>i'm sorry. i'm just not comfortable with couch narnia. >>i'm sorry to do this, but when you mess with the
people of couchville have no choice but to retaliate. [horns] >>there you go now. >>what? how did i drop so many swords into the couch? >>go attack! >>faster, faster. >>there you go. >>seems our kingdom is safe once again milord. >>indeed.
>>hello king of couchville. >>my old foe. i thought i banished you a long time ago. >>the ottoman empire will rise again!